Awkward camp moment

The moment when you were a Kid and you were raped by the camp counciler

Person One "Dude,When I was a Kid,I had an Awkward camp moment"

Person two should kill himself for ever hearing this.

by HohefStalin December 26, 2011

Christopher moment

That moment when your friend faceapps a photo so many times that the app can no longer recognize it as a face.

Drew: you've gone too far this time James
James: But it's a christopher moment, I gotta
Aidan: sheesh

by JvariousButter September 18, 2021

Milkman Moment

That moment when you have a breakdown over being horny.

"Dude's going apeshit over that anime girl"
"Milkman moment."

by nerdnamedjerry March 16, 2021

JM MOMENTS

Originally came from HOTMC (House of the Marites Congress) Group.
another term for "Lutang or sabog".

"Ano jm sabog kananaman? Jm Moments"
Sophia: Jusq Ivan na jm moments ka

by Jhomarie Carl (JM) June 19, 2022

the oh-shit! moment

The split second after you've said something that you really shouldn't have said, and realise that you shouldn't have said it.

an example of the oh-shit! moment = "those jeans make your thighs look fat" ... oh shit...

by p00pyhead August 16, 2009

Claypool Moment

(noun)
When the universe accidentally rewards a painfully average fantasy manager with an unrealistic 6–8 week streak of dumb luck — usually ending in delusion, bragging rights, and a lifetime of denial.

Example:
“Mark didn’t win the league, he just had a Claypool Moment — the fantasy gods glitched.”

Alt:
“His waiver wire was straight garbage, but somehow every bench warmer dropped 30 points. Classic Claypool Moment.”

Origin:
Named after Mark Claypool, whose 2024 fantasy championship run defied logic, math, and God himself. Experts still classify it as a statistical fluke or divine prank.

by 0.01% Probability October 17, 2025

Vance moment

When Twitter user @amavanc gets made fun of for wearing ricks or his taste in fashion

“Damn these looks fresh”
“Take them shits off bro”
“Vance moment”

by Cooper11032203 May 17, 2021