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Pope Urban II

Famous fictional character known for calling for the first crusades. Used as an insult for someone being too demanding/intrusive.
Jesus christ, Kate was a real Pope Urban II after she went through your phone while you slept and called all your friends to take back the holy land.
by Chuckwagon21 April 1, 2019
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Urban Dick Spam

Someone who constantly reuploads the same word to urban dictionary so it gets added.
by Wiggly Mr.Dickls the 1st October 7, 2019
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Rejected On Urban Dictionary

Congratulations, you got rejected. You put in your great effort and failed. You're filled with outrage. You go on to voting and decline everything to make people feel your pain. You're still angry. You post definitions of Urban Dictionary Voting and say it's crap. You're still cross. You post something on twitter. No effect. You go on a chat room. You tell everyone how shit urban dictionary is. They all agree after hearing your speeches. You rise up. Mosin Nagants in hand, you and your comrades march on the HQ. In a storm of blood and fire you get in and change the website. There is no more rejection in urban dictionary.

2 weeks later

Urban Dictionary loses all quality. People post their names and people believe Kayla is sweet and not a piece of hellspawn. 69 jokes get past the censors more easily. People give up en masse and urban dictionary dies. You head back to make a final change. You re-enable rejections. A sudden spike of quality is seen, and balance is returned.
Jack got rejected on urban dictionary.

He picked up a gun and went to an orphanage and we haven't seen him since.
by Unfunny blight April 22, 2020
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Urban texting typo

When you take a typo from a text, and enter it into urban dictionary to make fun of something someone said or for discovering stuff. Use caution. Example, i have used: sordy
“Dude, Candice from Phineas and Ferb texted me saying she was sordy, and i used it as a Urban Texting Typo”
by Carter worth a quarter August 10, 2020
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Urban Crap Shack

The action of shiting in one's shoes
My dam dog gave me a Urban Crap Shack
by LongTinJohnson October 5, 2012
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urban co-opting

Posting a previously submitted definition on Urban Dictionary (almost verbatim) just to inflate one's sorry, battered ego by getting votes up, collaterally.
See: vaguebooking (definitions # 1 & 2.) Obviously, Bambimasticator is Urban Co-opting.
by UDM111 September 18, 2013
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