Sleeping mexican is a shot taken when you snort the chili, do the tequila, and eat a nachos topped with guacamole. Often mexicans fall asleep after this.
Catherine: 'Hey let's do another Sleeping Mexican'
Naomi: 'We can't, the mexicans are all asleep from the last round'
Naomi: 'We can't, the mexicans are all asleep from the last round'
by Sele November 7, 2013
Get the sleeping mexicanmug. The condition arising from doggy style sex with a Hispanic girl during which the sweat drips off her asscrack onto a man's dong, thus making his dick smell like absolute shit.
She was a fun fuck, but she totally gave me a Mexican Bratwurst. I made that bitch lick it clean afterwards. Hold the relish.
by Vulch5 October 29, 2015
Get the Mexican bratwurstmug. The act of fisting a man's ass so deep that you are able to reach into his penis and wear his penis as a finger glove, moving it to-and-fro as you will. The act is then completed by pulling the penis inside out back through his body so that his penile skin concaves inward from the outside. This concave is then filled in with the lubricant of choice (generally microwaved mayonnaise) and is then fucked by the person performing the act until the lubricant (again, generally mayonnaise) has been pulverized into a gelatinous solid. This gelatinous solid is then placed atop street tacos and called "cotija cheese" and eaten by both parties.
Man #1: Dude, my cock ain't been the same since I got that Mexican Tugboat last week. Straight up lookin' like a windsock up in this bitch, still smells like dried mayo and cheese, too.
Man #2: I know what you mean, after 5 or 6 Mexican Tugboats, your cock is pretty much just a worn out garden hose full of rancid dairy products. Sure feels great though!
Man #2: I know what you mean, after 5 or 6 Mexican Tugboats, your cock is pretty much just a worn out garden hose full of rancid dairy products. Sure feels great though!
by Popadopolis_FTS October 30, 2014
Get the Mexican Tugboatmug. The act of doing cocaine and pole dancing while playing red light green light to La Cucaracha. Typically done at sketchy dive bars
I was thinking of going down to the dive bar and getting some girls to do the Mexican Stoplight.
I'm going to get shit faced and do the Mexican Stoplight.
I'm going to get shit faced and do the Mexican Stoplight.
by PhonkLord6767SoFrigginToughBoi September 9, 2025
Get the Mexican Stoplightmug. When a girl is giving you a blowjob, you grab your nutsack and stretch your ball skin over her eyes.
by Dirrtylarry February 10, 2023
Get the Mexican blindfoldmug. by B With The D March 13, 2024
Get the Mexican Speedwrenchmug. A mexican shedding cobra is when your having sex and the hole the penis is inside of is too dry, which makes the top layer of skin peel off of the penis.
"How was last night with that new baddy?"
"It was going great for me until I aquired a mexican shedding cobra."
"It was going great for me until I aquired a mexican shedding cobra."
by TeemoSlayer July 4, 2024
Get the Mexican Shedding Cobramug.