Douche

* The french word for a shower
* Used for the cleaning of vaginas
* What many people say to one another
* A funny word

* Also see douchebag

"Go use some douche, you stink"
"Your a douche, just kidding!"

by FrenchBrunette5 January 9, 2010

Douche Nugget

a word that Ian Hecox made back in like 2012 in a Lunchtime With Smosh vid

guy: hey i think you’re gay
guy 2: well screw you you’re a douche nugget

by DahliaTheWeremoth July 5, 2024

Douche of bros

A douche of bros is the collective noun for a group of bros. The bros association with douchery as a result of an aggregate of bloated egos probably led to the term “Douche”

A group of bros

A douche of bros was spotted at the local pizzaria after the the Phish concert last Saturday night.

A large douche of bros had settled in a spot at the park and were shouting “Bruh” loud enough to wake nearby baby’s being walked in their carriages.

by Pixylicious February 1, 2024

Douche cactus

A douche bag that causes immense pain.

Don't be such a douche cactus.

by Chute1885 April 10, 2019

Douche Chicken

Lovingly waking up ur sister who fell asleep on the truck seat while you were plowing

Wake up douche chicken

Wake up douche chicken let me in!

by Liltigz October 20, 2021

Douche

Greg Abbott

"Why would you sign a law telling women whether they can have abortions or not? That makes you a douche!"

by Fluthy March 18, 2022

Douche Fleet

A group of douches normally containing at least three Douche Tanker's and several Douche Canoe's.

"That group of guys are a real Douche Fleet."

by thepainfuldeath September 21, 2009