A person achieves this maximum level after evolving from the form douche canoe. Only the douchiest of douche canoes can obtain this legendary final form. Proceed with caution, because standing close to them for long periods of time is more legal than bathing in nuclear waste.
by PaulieD13 May 09, 2017
by queen of the douches January 02, 2017
by twatwaffle1 December 10, 2010
Michelle: "I wish I hadn't let him whip off his jonny last night and spuff up me. I've got a right claggy douche now!"
by Claggy douche June 16, 2024
The accidental injection of cold air into the rectum during anal douching. Often a result of an ill-prepared or malfunctioning douche.
by ScoobySkeet November 29, 2016
Douche Baggage- When someone has a good quality but also has one or more irredeemable traits that come along with them.
by Dingus dufus October 30, 2020
Aka douchey dolly. A person like Dolly Vision, a YouTube creator, who likes to who likes to exploit & revictimize victims, especially women & children, their families & friends for $$. Specializes in running with crazy conspiracies, theories & rumors.
Stop being a dolly douche. Ewww, look another dolly douche, attacking that victim for money. Wow, dolly douche, can't believe he's lying about a missing child & making money.
by Ross Robert October 15, 2022