A mysterious curse where any football player who signs with the Chicago Bears immediately forgets how to play football. Scientists estimate a 75% drop in skill the second the pen hits the contract. Side effects include dropped passes, missed tackles, and uncontrollable crying at Soldier Field.
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"Oh yeah he's in the bathroom, been in there about an hour"
"Damn, he must be in there fightin' the bear"
"Oh yeah he's in the bathroom, been in there about an hour"
"Damn, he must be in there fightin' the bear"
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A playful, silly nickname for someone who is irresistibly cute, wide-eyed, or hilariously awkward — often used for friends, crushes, pets, or anyone acting adorably clumsy. Comes with the unspoken expectation that the “Googly Bear” will make you smile or laugh.
Used when:
Someone makes an innocent mistake in the cutest way.
Your friend is acting extra goofy but lovable.
You’re talking about a pet or baby that looks hilariously adorable.
Synonyms / related terms: cutie pie, smol bean, fluffy nugget, cutesy, precious
A playful, silly nickname for someone who is irresistibly cute, wide-eyed, or hilariously awkward — often used for friends, crushes, pets, or anyone acting adorably clumsy. Comes with the unspoken expectation that the “Googly Bear” will make you smile or laugh.
Used when:
Someone makes an innocent mistake in the cutest way.
Your friend is acting extra goofy but lovable.
You’re talking about a pet or baby that looks hilariously adorable.
Synonyms / related terms: cutie pie, smol bean, fluffy nugget, cutesy, precious
Friend drops their ice cream: “Aw, my little Googly Bear!”
Partner sends a goofy selfie: “Stop being such a Googly Bear 😍”
Watching a kitten chase its tail: “This kitten is a tiny Googly Bear!”
Partner sends a goofy selfie: “Stop being such a Googly Bear 😍”
Watching a kitten chase its tail: “This kitten is a tiny Googly Bear!”
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