Douche pit

Someone who is so far into being a douche they can never revert back to their non douche-baggery.

by R to the J Izzle January 21, 2011

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douche pit

A bar with 50 guys and 3 slags.

Me and a buddy walk into a bar looking for action. As we walk in, we quickly realize what a douche pit it is and quickly leave.

by kingfireant January 29, 2011

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douche shuttle

1. Ultimate phrase when comparing containers of douches.
2. The ultimate insult when talking to Scott or Joey.

Scott, you're a douche shuttle.

by tiffa wiffa January 15, 2009

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Douche de Fecale

A popular European custom related to a courtesy plume but given to oneself even when your shit doesn't smell that bad. Also frequently performed when a bidet is unavailable. Applying 'eau de toilette' to the derrière using the refreshing phenomenon of toilet plume.

After using the toilette at Pierre's, Marie gave herself a douche de fecale seeing that Pierre had no bidet.

by SmellyJam November 28, 2021

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