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douche-stache december

the month in which one group of bro's has a competition to see who can grow the douchiest mustache.
dude have you seen seth's mustache?
yea, he looks like a total douche!!!
your right, he is gonna win this year's douche-stache december.
by donjuan demarco chang December 14, 2010
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Audio Douche

The person that turns the volume all the way up, on any TV or Stereo, in an electronic store, So that everyone else is assaulted by their horrible taste in music. Then walks away without turning the volume back down
Do you always have to put the stereo on dubstep and blast it, when I bring you to the store? You are such an Audio Douche
by Ninja Nerd Warrior June 10, 2018
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[douche]

A douche is a cleaner of the you know what also know as:
1.Sadia M.
2.George W. Bush Jr.
If Sadia and Bush, aka douche one and douche two, made babies, what would they be?
HMMMMMMMMM. Let's ponder that one.
by A Very Lovely Person June 13, 2007
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Douche'

dou·ché
do͞oˈSHā/
exclamation: douché

(in fencing) used as an acknowledgment of a hit to one's opponent, who happens to be a douche.

used as an acknowledgment during a discussion of a good or clever point made at one's expense (who happens to be a douche) by another person.
Walking to my car after work this evening. A group of 4 young dudes walks up to the crosswalk the same time I do. As we wait I hear them chatting among themselves. One turns to me and says "nice hair. Did ur mom fuck a smurf?". To which his buddies laugh. Without missing a beat I look at him, smile, and say "nice face. Did ur mom fuck a horse?" His buddies literally double over howling with laughter. "Douche'!!"
by ForgingGraphemes September 9, 2016
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douche dong

The act of being a douche and a dong at the same time.
Clayton was being a douche dong at the dance.
by Tappenmehard25 March 3, 2017
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Douche Mitten

A guy who loves getting pegged by radical feminists
That stupid fucker works at Target. What a Douche Mitten.
by xanadude313 August 20, 2019
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Douche canoe

A douche bag that should sail away on the shit river away from you.
by t_tahiti May 22, 2018
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