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dinning on dick December

a tradition that at lest once in December you get your girl friend to suck dick for and halve a hour
by Coollinks November 3, 2020
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December 1

Day of the nasty bitches. Nasty bitches from north, south, east and west will unite on this day to be the nasty bitches they are.
“Hey Emma, meet us at the bike shed”
“Why”
“Because It’s December 19th and we are having a meeting for day of the nasty bitches
by Monkeylemonade2736 November 3, 2020
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Lap Dance December

In december you can get a free lap dance from anybody.
Boy 1: Hey you have to give me a lap dance!
Girl 1: Why?
Boy 1: Because its lap dance december!
Girl 1: Oh! Ok you can Get a lap dance.
by Jean Philip November 4, 2020
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December 29

On December 29 queens/kings are born. There names are most lightly to be "amy,kai,Jamie,olivia,and jill"
Omg u were born on December 29! Only kings/queens were born on that day!!
by ColleenBallinger November 4, 2020
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No Squirt December

No Squirt December is when when a female must go the whole month without masterbating or having sexual intercourse or any sexual conflict of that nature for the whole month on decomber
Hey emma, wanna bang?

Nah im ok its no squirt December.
by Wrld333 November 5, 2020
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December 17

Give somebody named "Tyler" the homework answers.
Tyler: Hey do you know what day it is?
Friend: Nah what day is it?
Tyler: December 17!
Friend: What does that mean?

Tyler: It's the day you have to give me all the homework answers!
by Jason Hemsworth November 5, 2020
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December 20th

National Make Her Your Girlfriend Day!
Haven’t you waited long enough? It’s the perfect time of the year to ask her! The short days, cold weather, and holiday spirit will promote the want for warmth in her heart! This is the end of the year and the time most people are brought together, and appreciate /reminisce on everything that’s happened the past few months.
“She’s stuck with me all this time. I know I love her and she’s worth it. But I’ve waited so long I don’t know when to do it!”
“Come on! December 20th is National Make Her Your Girlfriend Day! You’ll even get to use the anniversary to cuddle during cold winters next year!”
by PussyPisser November 5, 2020
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