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chocolate hotpocket

The moment when a lover poos into their partner's vagina.
"Hey Geoff, how was sex with Tami last night?"
"Keith, it was dirty as f*ck, she asked me to give her a Chocolate Hotpocket!"
"I don't know how to respond to that, Geoff."
by WetTrumpPanko March 25, 2023
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chocolate cough

When you cough after you eat chocolate or anything with chocolate in it.
Dave:“*COUGH*” Max:”Uhh, didn’t you eat a chocolate bar just now??” Dave:” Sorry dude, that was one of my chocolate coughs.”
by DΘCTΘRχΡΗΥL July 16, 2024
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Chocolate sexy balls

A pair of balls that are typically chocolate and sexy.
Look at garret over there with his chocolate sexy balls. I bet he gets all the bitches
by Jeff turns me on December 14, 2023
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Chocolate pocket

by Stinker1311 February 28, 2022
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Melty Chocolate Bar

When a black person shoves a curling iron in their ass while they are taking a shit
Me and my friend Jamal both tried out the Melty Chocolate Bar together. It hurt like shit but it was worth it.
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Chocolate Burst Delight

A reference to both the Chocolate Delight desert and the STARBURST candy brand, a Chocolate Burst Delight is a graphic descriptor of a situation in which both ejaculation and fecal discharge co-occur whilst occupying the lavatory. The phenomenon occurs due to one of the following reasons.

1. Decafaction-Induced Orgasms: Individuals experience orgasmic contractions or sensations immediately after defecation.

2. Urethral Discharge: Individuals experience pressure on the prostate gland during constipation, resulting in the release of prostatic fluids during bowel movement.
3. Bowel Incontinence During Orgasm: Individuals experience bowel incontinence during an orgasm, particularly if the individual has a full bowel or experiences temporary or permanent loss of bowel control.
After hearing that sales pitch, I believe I may have had a Chocolate Burst Delight.
What I imagined to be a romantic evening was interrupted by the sudden Chocolate Burst Delight.
Rushing to the toilet, the relief of shitting felt so good that I had a Chocolate Burst Delight.
by Samuel Milton October 29, 2024
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Chocolate creamsicle

When a man has a male friend pain your dick with his semen and wait for it to dry. Then later stick it in his anus, so it covered in feces. Lastly you make friend blows the layered dick.
Don’t worry honey, I didn’t look at women, Dave and I just gave each other chocolate creamsicles.
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