Zovember 1

A day in the month of Zovember that is only accessible by a portal that appears at 22:58pm GMT on October 31st.
It is an extension of Halloween and you can attempt to go back through the portal when you please.

dude 1:hey dude! you going to find the Zovember 1st portal tonight?
dude 2: nah man my sister still hasn’t come back from last years portal.

by bananapeelstastegreat September 27, 2022

#1 yoongi Stan alive

Vanessa Trucios is the #1 yoongi Stan alive.

Look it’s the #1 yoongi Stan alive! It’s Vanessa!

by Kysvane January 15, 2022

68 1/2

When you have sex with a midget

Person one: Dude I just had amazing 68 1/2 with tracy last night

by Spaceracer69 November 23, 2021

*°= 3 = y; use x = 3, and y = 1

you found this on reddit, and searched it out of curiosity about the "child abuse" text that pops up.

John: "Hey Bob, search this up, it's funny! *°= 3 = y; use x = 3, and y = 1"
Bob: "wow so funny"

by deepestfried January 25, 2022

1-10 Female attractiveness scale

A method used by guys to distinguish a female attractiveness by giving them a number between 1 and 10. Ten been the highest attractive.

Vic: bruh! Look at that girl. In the blue leggings. What's your 1-10 Female attractiveness scale?

Dev:mmmmm 7.5

Vic: nah bruh. Look at that booty. 9.5
Dev: oh shit true. Lol

by J1022 October 2, 2016

Free coffee for $1

Something a stupid person wrote

Free coffee for $1

by Elysmile April 1, 2021

1 August

National the strongest pairs day!

The first day of August is the day when the strongest pairs of lovers are formed. It's a great day to confess your feelings and propose a relationship!

— Today is 1 August! Do you want to be my girlfriend?

by meowmrew July 15, 2023