cakes

Money

I got me some cakes right here we could use to bribe the cops if they pull us over.

by YuOfTheNight July 30, 2019

Cake

Basically a drug. When u don’t have cake u want cake but when you have cake it makes you happy until you eat too much. Eating too much is inevitable so be prepared to deal with:
•stomach ache
•crying
•hating yourself

•throwing up
•shetting yourself after eating it if you’re lactose intolerant next time you have a cake because you can’t escape the power of cake

Dude 1: Yeet yote esketiit send help me eat

Dude 2: dude you high or smth!?

Dude1: yES I ate a whole cake.

Dude 2: oh god I’m sorry I’ll call an ambulance right away

by Some person yote January 6, 2019

Moroccan Fried Cake

Chinese internet slang which translates to "摩洛哥炒饼"， the first letters of the pinyin is "mlgcb",which is a acronym of “妈了个臭逼”，which roughly your mother has a smelly cunt

What have you done?
Done a Moroccan Fried Cake, thats what.

by cheese leopard May 24, 2023

Dirty Cake Pop

Receiving a blowjob after anal sex. Your penis will build up anal excrement. (Poop) Then your partner will have a dirty cake pop to enjoy as a quick and fun snack.

Hey Gertrude! I love it if you would give me a dirty cake pop tonight!
-or-
Hey Salamander Seth, How about we have pork and beans for dinner. For dessert you can have a dirty cake pop.

by ScrodesAsaggin January 10, 2024

Cake and games

A harmless way to spend Friday afternoons in 13AM, until someone brings a shit cake and no one wants to call them out for it, or Will Jackson has eaten the whole thing.

"why is no one in form for cake and games yet again?"

by jaaackem April 2, 2019

Cake

Means butt

I really wanna eat some cake right now.

by anon May 16, 2018

Double Crust Cheese Cake

Getting sick, vomiting, and Diarrhea into an already clogged toilet. Leaving it for the next person.

I opened the stall and the smell of double crust cheese cake overwhelmed my senses.

by Rhody401 April 14, 2023