Leaky pipe
Leaky pipe by Taking candy from a baby July 23, 2020
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Alaskan pipeline
The alaskan pipeline is the act of defecating into a condom and leaving putting it outside overnight to let it freeze only if it is below 32° fahrenheit or else it will not freeze.
In the morning you go outside and take your frozen feces in a condom and use it as a dildo.
In the morning you go outside and take your frozen feces in a condom and use it as a dildo.
Alaskan pipeline by Stoner._boi October 9, 2020
Jake Piper's first law
Fred: "Ah man I was doing this question and I got -17 seconds, what do I do?"
Tim: "Use Jake Piper's first law, you'll be fine"
Tim: "Use Jake Piper's first law, you'll be fine"
Jake Piper's first law by unitybacon October 13, 2020
Jake Piper's third law
Ian: "Damn man, I just cannot think of the capital of Mexico right now."
Rasheed: "Use Jake Piper's third law."
Rasheed: "Use Jake Piper's third law."
Jake Piper's third law by unitybacon October 13, 2020
Jake Piper's fourth law
Connor: "Hey man, I used Jake Piper's fifth law here and-"
Daniel: "Come on man, use Jake Piper's fourth law. There's no fifth law"
Daniel: "Come on man, use Jake Piper's fourth law. There's no fifth law"
Jake Piper's fourth law by unitybacon October 13, 2020
Jake Piper's second law
Jake Piper's second law requires a bit of thinking.
Infinitely accurate time.
So time could be e^3 days, etc.
Infinitely accurate time.
So time could be e^3 days, etc.
Perry: "Yo, what's the time right now?"
James: "Oh, five Pi seconds past 12."
Perry: "Wait, that's way too accurate, right?"
James: "Come on man, use Jake Piper's second law"
James: "Oh, five Pi seconds past 12."
Perry: "Wait, that's way too accurate, right?"
James: "Come on man, use Jake Piper's second law"
Jake Piper's second law by unitybacon October 13, 2020
pied piper op
A term used to describe a United States Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) operation in which anonymous leaks to news sources and message boards are used with partially true information or information that is already public knowledge. The design of these operations is intended to neutralized resistances within populations with the promises that secret "heroes" unknown to them are fighting on their behalf behind the scenes and that the people's perceived enemies are just "one step away" from being exposed and dealt with.
"Q Anon? Nah man. Only stupid boomers believe in that crap. From what I hear it's just another pied piper op."
pied piper op by Aliel The Heretic October 15, 2020