Beat up John Cena

The act of beating the shit out of professional wrestler and actor John Cena.

"I'm gonna wrap some presents for my kids, with my hot Asian wife... and then I'm gonna BEAT UP JOHN CENA!"

by KeepOnRollinBayBay March 10, 2020

One John Deere Town

A small town that once was a thriving agricultural center but is now empty with one old rusty John Deere sitting in a field of
weeds surrounded by falling down barns and houses.

Where I grew up was once a great farming community but since Grandpa died it's deteriorated to a One John Deere town.

by jsd9632 December 5, 2011

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt

Your name, my name, your family's name, everyone's name.

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt, His name is my name too!!!

by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit November 30, 2020

Heather (John's Sister😈)

super hot sister (John's) who wants to get fucked by all her brother's friends (nate mainly) and wants lots of cum.

Person A: "Yo, did you know John has a super hot sister named Heather (John's Sister😈)?"
Person B: "Ya I think Nate fucked her hard yesterday and I heard she wants lots of cum"

by KillYourselfEvan August 26, 2022

Very hard anal with John

When one decides to have anal with a close friend named John, commonly used as being gay but with the phrase “no homo”it will not be gay.

Homie 1:I’ve been thinking about having some very hard anal with John

Homie 2:bro what the fuck

by MrTacoLad October 19, 2021

Uncle John's Bathroom Reader

A book published by Portable Press, containing random bits of trivia in different categories, ranging from easy read all the way to long read. Little tidbits usually at the bottom of the page or at the end of a topic. There are new books every year, and sometimes there are books in one huge category (e.g. sports), Plunges into... books, and even kids' books. Used to have its own institute and its own website.

Some Dude 1: "Hey, have you ever heard of Armchair Reader?"
Some Dude 2: "Hell no, I've only ever heard of Uncle John's Bathroom Reader."

by xxylvii July 25, 2021

John F. Kerry

Lost an election to a monkey.

"Ugh, He lost to a monkey, what next? A cookie? Heinz?!?!

by Pat May 13, 2005