Urban Dictionary

The website that you are looking at right now. Was a good idea, until it was flooded with horny people who make up fake (and often sexual) definitions of words. Of course, there are the token minorities that actually try to make this place more like a dictionary, and less like a shitshow that defines words improperly. Sadly, that's a very small portion of this community, and is still filled to brim with (sexual) slang definitions of real words, such as box.

Urban Dictionary: Define your world!
Everyone: *writes sexual definitions of every word imaginable, even non-sexual words*
Urban Dictionary: *visible confusion*

by DeltaGamerAlt September 24, 2019

Urban Dictionary

A Website for schoolchildren to waste time with when they are meant to be doing schoolwork

The person was using "Urban Dictionary" instead of doing his religion homework

by 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12 May 10, 2021

Urban Dictionary

The dictionary for words that shouldn't have meaning.

normal human being:'bro is urban dictionary accurate?'
Woke mf: ' only if your life is based around sex'.

by bruhbanana September 25, 2019

Looking for a sensible thing to vote for on the Urban Dictionary voting page

What you are doing right now.
Just to warn you, it's practically impossible.

Looking for a sensible thing to vote for on the Urban Dictionary voting page is almost impossible.

by MinecraftVlogMV April 11, 2017

Urban dictionary

You clicked on the wrong link probably... Meant to get to the home of urban dictionary but clicked the definition, what an idiot.

I'ma go check on urban dictionary my home place to roast people

Oh wait, I'ma idiot I didn't click on the first link.

by Ocaink Boi January 2, 2021

Urban Dictionary

A website. Only around 1% of the use of this website is the use it was meant to have.
The other 99% is shreksual stuff and personal stuff.

So let me show you some real-life searches i did.

me - *looks up Moustache*
"When you jizz below someones nose and rip off your pubic hairs so it sticks"
me - *looks up House*
"Theres one thats white and Donald Trump shouldnt have it"
me - *looks up Otter*
"Your Wetter than an Otters pocket."
me - *looks up Rock*
"the best make-out music ever my dude"

So thats what urban dictionary is.

by scarful23 December 10, 2020

Urban Dictionary moderator

Someone who waits forever to publish your urban dictionary entry, or removes it for no good reason, and doesn't tell you.

I would have defined what a shitbucket is, referring to vehicles, but the Urban Dictionary moderators haven't yet approved it after a couple days.

by 5MillionAttoparsecsFromHell June 2, 2024