A glitter fart

Do u ever just have one of those days where your naked and u end up sitting on a pile of glitter and some gets sucked in your butt and u forget and then suddenly ur there and ur dogs licking marmalade of ur gooch and u fart glitter in its face and u think where the fuck did that glitter fart come from

Mike: why the fuck does ur dog have glitter in its nose
Trevor: I had a glitter fart again and the dog was hittin a soft spot
Mike wtf

by Daddy Nature69 August 1, 2018

Homo Fart

The sound one makes with his or her mouth while pretending to do martial-arts moves, sword attacks or anything requiring a "fast movement" sound.

My kids annoy the shit out me with constant homo farts for atleast an hour after an episode of Power Rangers.

by Jean Kellie November 8, 2011

Dick fart

A person who is more awkward than a crooked dick

That women was a huge dick fart

by Nickswallows July 6, 2016

Akaward Farts

The act of farting in a very small crouded room with lots of people which all have stopped talking and they all glare at you.

"Ewww! that guy just farted and everyone heard it, he is such a major dumbass".

Guy 2: maybe it was the running shits.

Guy 3: Naw it was just uncontrolled.

Guy: heh heh thats "Akaward farts" for ya ha ha.

by TactialFarts69 November 28, 2011

fart sampler

someone who enjoys smelling others farts. usually has chronic cases of pink eye.

guy 1: dude, that guys gas smells like he shart.
guy 2: gross man, your nasty. stop being a fart sampler.

by david bennington July 3, 2011

fart freckle

A fart freckle is a spattering of liquid poop on the face of a sexual partner that resembles freckles.

Jane had a diarrhea all day, and when John was munching her box, She sharted, giving him fart freckles.

by scrimmy bojj November 6, 2013

Fart Factories

Any brand, type, or flavor of frozen burrito, chimichanga, taquito, empanada, etc. that is so filled with unknown, gas-causing ingredients, you immediately know upon putting them in the oven that your night should be spent alone.

The wife's out of town - no dinner - guess I'll cook some fart factories .

by Catmomsheri November 14, 2017