Ashley :" OMG Becky don't believe her, you have the most perfectly groomed brows I've ever seen, you know she's just jealous , Jenny said Scott is dumping her for being such a bitch, seriously" Becky : " ok, thanks for the ear douche ! High 5! Let's get a mocha"
by Shmuckatellee October 13, 2015
Get the ear douchemug. The art of internationally and without consequence gaze at your cellphone inside the movie theater while the film is playing.
by Chudgypub January 2, 2017
Get the Douche-Fogmug. by Hedley Lamarr 15 September 21, 2016
Get the wonder years douchemug. by Mickey Blue Eyes 69 February 26, 2011
Get the douchemug. A person that on regular basis acts in a non polite away, typically a man, trying to repeatedly (just like you are paddling a canoe down the river) hurt you, usually doing or saying things out of spite, or spreading rumors that are not even accurate.
by JasonC123 August 14, 2021
Get the Douche Canoemug. The appendage portion of a liquid feminine hygene product. Often used as a derogatory term for utterly useless persons
by The stoutness September 28, 2008
Get the Douche Nozzlemug.