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throw job

a kinky sexual activity where one is sucking ones dick, causing one to gag and vomit. instead of throwing up on the dick, one will throw up in the other person’s mouth.
“Hey! did you hear Kelly gave Mike a throw job?”
Oh my god! that’s so kinky!!”
by hdjakcnskgnkancjajxnf October 23, 2019
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Glendas Get Jobs

A motto that Bostonian hipster women say to themselves when preparing for a job interview in order to remind themselves that boring, conservative, unattractive women are more likely to get jobs. This motto often results in hipster women removing their leggings, vans and fedoras before their interview.
"I was going to wear my favorite COEXIST T-shirt to my interview but then i remembered that Glendas get jobs."
by TooSharpe June 2, 2014
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Dirt Job Rob

A Dirt Job Rob is an individual who achieves utilitarian principles by indulging in criminal activities.
"Hey Dirt Job Rob- Go take some pictures of the final exam for me"
"Ok"
by Sepehr Moarefy May 27, 2008
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dutch hand job

When a girl is riding on the back of a motorcycle with a guy driving and suddenly she's in a big hurry to get somewhere. So, she reaches around, pulls his penis out and starts stroking it. Although not official, generally the guy will accelerate the motorcycle pro rata with the rate of speed of the hand job.
The passengers on the Amish tour bus were puzzled when a dutch hand job passed them on a moped.
by the cheese man December 30, 2013
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High paying job

Struggling on your feet won't always get you a high paying job, that doesn't mean it isn't worth it to stay off your knees.
You won't be guaranteed a high paying job if you don't get on your knees, but there's already enough other people compromising everything to be a part of a collective machine that you don't have to be one more cog in it.
by The Original Agahnim August 4, 2021
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dutch blow job

When a woman rides dick while wearing a kilt and playing bagpipes.
This bitch gave me a Dutch blow job so hard that my bag pipes exploded!
by Taco Bell69 June 13, 2014
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Tit job day

The 13th april you should get a tit job from a girl if you are straight. Now you got an excuse to get a tit job.
Your welcome my friend! ;)
He: Can i have a tit job today? Her: Hmmmm He: its tit job day! She: OK <3
by Lanco April 10, 2019
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