Shard's Law

Originating in trendy East London in 2024 during a cold winter night. Looking at the Xmas Light at the top of the Shard, if it's green, you roll one. That's Shard's Law.

I had to roll one again last night because the lights were green, fucking's Shard's Law

by Chemist95 November 23, 2024

law of group photos

When all of a girl’s photos on a dating app are group photos then it is safe to assume that she (the owner of the account) is the least attractive among the group

Dude 1: Bro I have no idea what this chick looks like All her photos are group pics

Dude2: dude, law of group photos my guy just swipe left

by Gene Atel Fischer May 23, 2020

great-great-grandmother-in-law

The great-great-grandmother of one's spouse.

My great-great-grandmother-in-law is a good person.

by Rwopazaq November 24, 2019

Inverse armor law

The inverse armor law states: The less visible armor on a female character, the more protection

Jake: Hey have you played that new game recently?
John: No I don't like its use of the Inverse armor law
Jake: All the more boobies for me

by no good names work October 9, 2021

Turkey Law

All employers must hereby let their employees leave work no later than 1PM on the eve of Turkey Day (Thanksgiving).

I got out of work early today because of Turkey Law!

by Four-eyes-no-more-lol December 15, 2008

Murphy's Law of Food-Flavor

"The better something tastes and/or the more filling it is, the worse it is for you." (Well, duhhh...!) Similar to when you are given a spoonful of medicinal syrup and it tastes absolutely terrible, and so you figure that it MUST be good for you. (And of course, that may indeed be true sometimes, but I wonder if a lot of times it's merely somewhat of a placebo effect --- your body just hurries up and gets well so that it doesn't hafta stomach the tortures of gagging down any more of that horrid bitter/sour elixir!)

I love rich sumptuous foods like burgers and fries, but my hippie-guru doctor put me on a diet of yucky-tasting bean sprouts and tofu --- talk about a classic case of Murphy's Law of Food-Flavor!

by QuacksO September 5, 2019

aunt-by-marriage-in-law

Spouse's pibling's wife.

My aunt-by-marriage-in-law is a good person.

by NSBC968755 February 25, 2023