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Your bro a hoe

A sequel to the classic "your mom gay" meme
Jake:"Your mom gay"
Luke: "Your dad lesbian"
Jake: "Your granny tranny"
Luke: "Your grandpap a trap"
Jake: "Your sister a mister"
Luke: "Your brother a mother"
Jake: "Your family tree LGBT"

Luke: "Oh yeah? Well your bro a hoe"

"no you"
by Your bro a hoe May 16, 2018
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Hoe n Go

A girl that you can only fuck twice. She is a step higher than a one night stand but one step lower than relationship material.
Me and Jenny fucked last night for the second time but I think I'm gonna quit there because she's a total hoe n go.
by sorryaboutthat69 March 20, 2016
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A wack ass hoe

A wack as hoe
by AAAAAAHHHH January 14, 2021
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Halfway Home Hoe

Also known as a Foster Girlfriend. A halfway home hoe is a less committed foster girlfriend who is there for the sex, “dates”, and other main hoe duties without ever securing the main hoe spot. Once the person they are talking to find their “Main Hoe” the Halfway Home Hoe is forgotten.
Girl 1: I don’t know Jess, we were so tight and vibing and then it just kind off ended. Now he has a new bitch. I’m confused.

Girl 2: Bitch you were a Halfway Home Hoe. Get used to it
by ThickBickNick February 3, 2021
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Hoe ass fucker

A hoe ass fucker is basically a gay fuckboy but hoe ass fucker is more fun to say. Also, stupid guys who do stupid shit because they are idiots are known as hoe ass fuckers. If you are fimiliar with the common “guy wanting you for about a week, but then the idea of a relationship hits him” catastrophe then there you go. He’s a hoe ass fucker.
All the guys who leave me are hoe ass fuckers..
by Ennaeel December 31, 2017
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bro or hoe criteria

The things that determine whether a girl can be a bro or not. The criteria for this is if they are funny, interesting, or ok with being hit or made fun of. If she is just a hot woman with not personality traits suitable for the boys, she is a hoe.
Dude 1: Emma wants to join the boys

Dude 2: We need to check the bro or hoe criteria first.
by RiceFactory February 27, 2020
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