Green Yeti

The act of fucking an animal and getting an infection on your penis.

That guy just fucked a sheep and got a green yeti.

by CockMedic February 5, 2020

green garnish

Code or nickname for weed

hey man, let's get some green garnish

by krsmanovic February 6, 2020

Green Eyed Mama

The feeling a mother gets when she is so proud of her children for doing some activity yet at the same time feels so jealous that she cannot do that same activity as well as her kids.

I can't believe I turned into a Green Eyed Mama while I ran with my daughter.

One minute I was so proud of her for running so quickly and far and the next I felt like the Green-Eyed Monster from Berenstain Bears.

by tipsfromthechicks March 28, 2020

green stinker

when you finger goes into her ass and smell so nasty like green chili pepers

Me: I gave Jeremy a green stinker last night.

Person: Really? :O

Me: Haha yes

by gh0ul March 30, 2020

Green lemon

A tropical Texas fruit

Alondra was eating a green lemon while chugging her juice.

by ReiK March 31, 2020

green moon

never. if something happens during a green moon it doesn’t happen ever.

“When will you clean this mess of a room!?”

“Next green moon.”

by iWillMakeFunnyDefinitions April 23, 2020

green homie

Green homie is a gamer drug addict, he always forgets to plug in his headphones and sometimes even walks around in public with them and have the cord dragging behind him

Person A: Dude... I was smokin’ all day all night and i won three games of Bed Wars...
Person B: Bro, your bear foot, outside, holding a controller in your left hand, weed in the other and you look hella high.
Person A: Frick, I forgot my socks.
Person B: You’re such a green homie...

by King Purple 123 November 9, 2020