Usually what women write under 'profession' on dating websites to somehow justify staying at home watching daytime tv, while their illegitimate child is at nursery/school.
As opposed to 'part time mum' which is what every woman with a job and kids must be?!
As opposed to 'part time mum' which is what every woman with a job and kids must be?!
Woman 1: "I can't get a job, I'm a full time mum"
Woman 2: "I work 2 jobs AND look after my son, it's tough but I don't want to leech off everyone elses' taxes"
Woman 1: "The government gives me free money! YAY!"
Woman 2: :'(
Woman 2: "I work 2 jobs AND look after my son, it's tough but I don't want to leech off everyone elses' taxes"
Woman 1: "The government gives me free money! YAY!"
Woman 2: :'(
by Team Hayley July 4, 2011
Get the Full time mum mug.1. A socially undesirable and cringe-worthy loser.
2. A man who considers themselves to be a "big-shot" or a "player" and no one else agrees.
3. A man who tries to be funny or impress people and fails miserably.
4. A man who attempts to make people laugh (often at some one elses expense) but fails to do so.
5. A man who attempts to make others laugh at some one else but faces back-lash with a sharp and witty reponse and becomes the laughing-stock themself.
5. A cock-monger
6. Some one to either be deservedly avoided or mocked.
7. A social degenerate
(noun)
2. A man who considers themselves to be a "big-shot" or a "player" and no one else agrees.
3. A man who tries to be funny or impress people and fails miserably.
4. A man who attempts to make people laugh (often at some one elses expense) but fails to do so.
5. A man who attempts to make others laugh at some one else but faces back-lash with a sharp and witty reponse and becomes the laughing-stock themself.
5. A cock-monger
6. Some one to either be deservedly avoided or mocked.
7. A social degenerate
(noun)
A:"This will be funny here he comes thinkin he's cool."
B:"Who's that?"
A:"I don't actually remember his name, but he's definately a big-time-charlie"
B:"Who's that?"
A:"I don't actually remember his name, but he's definately a big-time-charlie"
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Get the part time homie mug.This phrase is used by inbreds or hicks to replace the phrase "quarter mile time" when racing. Usually used by the inbreds when racing a POS truck against another POS truck. Imagine street racing without the city and out by a old barn and corn field.
"Hey Cletus, what your bird to sign time on that big ol' truck you have been haulin' that hay with?" "It's about 7.8 seconds I reckon." "Well shit, I suppose you would beat in my John Dear green tractor." "Damn straight, I'm packin' a 350 hemi supercharger in this bitch." "Your shittin me?"
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the time of day during which Instagram will be the most active; for example the Instagram feed will be quickly updated and Instagram pictures will receive more instantaneous likes.
the time of day during which Instagram will be the most active; for example the Instagram feed will be quickly updated and Instagram pictures will receive more instantaneous likes.
person 1: I'm thinking of posting this picture on Instagram.
person 2: Don't post it now, it's not Instagram Prime Time yet.
person 2: Don't post it now, it's not Instagram Prime Time yet.
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