I would rather die than be in canada!
by Smellyfingers November 25, 2023
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-A 3rd world country, where the lazy government tried to fake their status into a developed country. All they did is doing bribery to journalists for their fake status.
Canada had ticked all of the boxes of features of 3rd world communist country:
- 1. No real legal law.
a. There is only minimal compensation punishment for any crimes, even very serious ones. Nobody is accountable in this country, from top to bottom of the Canadian society.
- 2. Corrupted Police, especially RCMP (Royal Canadian Mounted Police)
a. RCMP policemen often rape their own female police. Even in 21st century. Search keywords: "Kimberly Cadarette", "RCMP sexual harassment settlement", "Catherine Gallliford".
b. Coward and Sinister RCMP: instead of solve the criminals, the police solve and bully the victims, so that police don't have to face the scary criminals. Search "Mona Wang".
- 3. Authoritarian, Communist and Corrupted Government.
a . Public sector counts 20% of Canadian work force. 1970s East Germany.
b. Huge phone bills due to telecom companies' monopoly in this country.
- 4. No functional medical service.
a. Canada might had the longest line up in getting a surgery done.
b. Your Canadian surgeons and doctors enjoys murdering patients without any tiny amount of repercussions. Search 'Scorched Earth' on 'Medical Malpractice' in 'Canada'.
c. Public healthcare's monopoly. Private healthcare banned!
-A 3rd world country, where the lazy government tried to fake their status into a developed country. All they did is doing bribery to journalists for their fake status.
Canada had ticked all of the boxes of features of 3rd world communist country:
- 1. No real legal law.
a. There is only minimal compensation punishment for any crimes, even very serious ones. Nobody is accountable in this country, from top to bottom of the Canadian society.
- 2. Corrupted Police, especially RCMP (Royal Canadian Mounted Police)
a. RCMP policemen often rape their own female police. Even in 21st century. Search keywords: "Kimberly Cadarette", "RCMP sexual harassment settlement", "Catherine Gallliford".
b. Coward and Sinister RCMP: instead of solve the criminals, the police solve and bully the victims, so that police don't have to face the scary criminals. Search "Mona Wang".
- 3. Authoritarian, Communist and Corrupted Government.
a . Public sector counts 20% of Canadian work force. 1970s East Germany.
b. Huge phone bills due to telecom companies' monopoly in this country.
- 4. No functional medical service.
a. Canada might had the longest line up in getting a surgery done.
b. Your Canadian surgeons and doctors enjoys murdering patients without any tiny amount of repercussions. Search 'Scorched Earth' on 'Medical Malpractice' in 'Canada'.
c. Public healthcare's monopoly. Private healthcare banned!
Victim in Canada : Hi, there is gangsters having a noisy party at midnight here.
RCMP of Canada: - arrived one hour later after the gangsters left the neighborhood, played loud engine sound to wake up the victim who just managed to fall back to sleep 5 mintutes ago.
Victim: Waited 30 minutes for the RCMP to stop their engine.
RCMP: Will not stop their engine.
Victim: Lit up the bedroom in order to see why RCMP is waking him up.
RCMP: Startled by the light from the victim's lit up bedroom window and quickly drove away.
RCMP: Gosh, I was startled by everything, but let me bad mouth the victim in the police report. After all, bullying the weaker victim is always a savvy idea than writing anything about the gangsters in case of gangsters not happy with my words. Ya know, bullying the victim can also make my day! Let me write some beautified words about the gangsters so they won't get mad at us the police, because we RCMP are really afraid of gangsters.
RCMP of Canada: - arrived one hour later after the gangsters left the neighborhood, played loud engine sound to wake up the victim who just managed to fall back to sleep 5 mintutes ago.
Victim: Waited 30 minutes for the RCMP to stop their engine.
RCMP: Will not stop their engine.
Victim: Lit up the bedroom in order to see why RCMP is waking him up.
RCMP: Startled by the light from the victim's lit up bedroom window and quickly drove away.
RCMP: Gosh, I was startled by everything, but let me bad mouth the victim in the police report. After all, bullying the weaker victim is always a savvy idea than writing anything about the gangsters in case of gangsters not happy with my words. Ya know, bullying the victim can also make my day! Let me write some beautified words about the gangsters so they won't get mad at us the police, because we RCMP are really afraid of gangsters.
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Look at that guy over there he's a proper Canadadonian! Don't fuck with him, he might yeet his grandmother at us!
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Someone who migrated to Canada in the 2020s to Canada from India for "freedom", which he lacks in his home country. This migration is also fueled by his inability to study hard and get admission in college, and secure a job in his home country. He is often found on Instagram with a public account replete with photos shot on iPhone with vivid filter. A textbook photo of his would be of him posing with a Tim Hortons cup in front of someone's car in Canada surrounded by maple leaves with caption "My life my rules".
He hates doing blue collar jobs in his home country, but does not mind doing the same for his Canadian gora lords. When he returns home (with the flight ticket he earned through hard slavery), he expects to be treated like a Princess. He often lashes out at how migrant laborers ruining his home state (mostly Kerala), but he himself is a migrant laborer in someone else's land.
Someone who migrated to Canada in the 2020s to Canada from India for "freedom", which he lacks in his home country. This migration is also fueled by his inability to study hard and get admission in college, and secure a job in his home country. He is often found on Instagram with a public account replete with photos shot on iPhone with vivid filter. A textbook photo of his would be of him posing with a Tim Hortons cup in front of someone's car in Canada surrounded by maple leaves with caption "My life my rules".
He hates doing blue collar jobs in his home country, but does not mind doing the same for his Canadian gora lords. When he returns home (with the flight ticket he earned through hard slavery), he expects to be treated like a Princess. He often lashes out at how migrant laborers ruining his home state (mostly Kerala), but he himself is a migrant laborer in someone else's land.
Jerin: Do you know where our old friend Roshan is?
Midhun: Heard he went to Canada for higher studies
Jerin: What a Canadappi!
Midhun: Heard he went to Canada for higher studies
Jerin: What a Canadappi!
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