by Slimdiggity December 22, 2024

Why would a microwave even have the option of roasting small cakes is something the greatest philosophers have pondered on for centuries. Truly one of the greatest mysteries of humankind.
-Yo, why the fuck does your microwave have "small cakes roasting"?
-Shut up dude, It's an expensive microwave
-LMAOOO who the fuck roasts small cakes? You got ripped off man
-Shut up dude, It's an expensive microwave
-LMAOOO who the fuck roasts small cakes? You got ripped off man
by namaikatidedoviqhui May 16, 2023

When two homeless men find a Florida canal. First homeless man gets on all fours pointing his butt at the canal, the other straddles him in the same direction and poops down the first homeless man crack. The turd flows down and hits the water. The water is then used to make Walmart cake.
“Dude, if I’m going to your birthday I’m not having that Florida Canal Cake.”
“If I have to eat Florida Canal Cake, I’m going to leave the party”
“If I have to eat Florida Canal Cake, I’m going to leave the party”
by 29072201 July 8, 2018

by Spanky pervert September 27, 2024

Chocolate cake is super delicious. It’s good with any kind of icing. It is super chocolaty and never tastes bad. It’s even good if it’s vegan. I think I’m in love with chocolate cake.
Mommy can I get vanilla cake for my birthday?
NO chocolate cake is the best!!! You can only get chocolate cake.
NO chocolate cake is the best!!! You can only get chocolate cake.
by Turtles-or_frogs July 31, 2021
