a guy who likes to wrap his pretty lil mouth round my penis. I love getting pleased by a cock sucker. Bald head preferred. I love him suck my meat.
by Mr. Vitale January 10, 2008
Get the cock sucker mug.The verb cock slap (pronounced: kOk slæp), means to slap something with your cock (penis), etc. the head of a person!
Victim: Hey dude could you cock slap the caps lock for me? All my fingers are busy with typing in my hax0rz secrets!
Observer (The Slapper): *Tries to slap his cock into the caps lock and the sound 'slap' appears as if it has hit skin instead of a key on the keyboard*
Victim: Damn dude! Not my head! The caps lock! Even the same letters appear in the word man.. CAPS LOCK - COCK SLAP! How tough can it be?!
Observer (The Slapper): Sorry man, it's tough to aim for such a tiny target!
Observer (The Slapper): *Tries to slap his cock into the caps lock and the sound 'slap' appears as if it has hit skin instead of a key on the keyboard*
Victim: Damn dude! Not my head! The caps lock! Even the same letters appear in the word man.. CAPS LOCK - COCK SLAP! How tough can it be?!
Observer (The Slapper): Sorry man, it's tough to aim for such a tiny target!
by ChrisO'Neat August 15, 2010
Get the Cock Slap mug.A guy friend that a girl will use to protect her from being hit on. It is preferable though not necessary for this guy to be gay. If a girl is not interested in a guy who approaches her she will suggest her cock shield friend is her boyfriend. If an interesting guy makes an advance on her she will assure him that the cock shield is merely a friend. An effective decoy tactic deployed by women in order to prevent the awkward advances of undesirable men.
"Dude what are you doing tonight? Wanna come chill with me?"
"Nah, sorry man I promised Kim I'd be her Cock Shield tonight"
"Nah, sorry man I promised Kim I'd be her Cock Shield tonight"
by Cashboard June 14, 2009
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Get the cock hanger mug.After Jason got done pink socking that skank from Venice Beach he needed a clean cock rag to rid his cock of any venereal diseases she’s been carrying.
by BearmanZ400 November 3, 2008
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"I never suck ass cock."
"Just cuz they suck ass cock in porn doesn't mean I will!"
"I never suck ass cock."
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by Numpless April 1, 2010
Get the Ass Cock mug.The appallingly unconvincing and unsubtle 'wear' marks industrially made on high street jeans either side of the fly area, to give the illusion that the person wearing them either:
1) Does something more strenuous with their life than mope about the mall all day and wank over radio friendly garage rock bands.
Or
2) Buys their clothes from charity shops because they're so 'core, but actually can't conceive the idea of leaving the mall.
So called, funnily enough, because the lines resemble whiskers either side of the person's cock.
1) Does something more strenuous with their life than mope about the mall all day and wank over radio friendly garage rock bands.
Or
2) Buys their clothes from charity shops because they're so 'core, but actually can't conceive the idea of leaving the mall.
So called, funnily enough, because the lines resemble whiskers either side of the person's cock.
"Heyyyy, duuuuude, you like my new jeans?"
"Mate, they've got cock whiskers and look like you sat in bleach. What are you even doing?"
"Ohhh... I'll wear my ones with paint on them then. So hot right now..."
"Mate, they've got cock whiskers and look like you sat in bleach. What are you even doing?"
"Ohhh... I'll wear my ones with paint on them then. So hot right now..."
by bmr May 18, 2004
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