cock sucker

a guy who likes to wrap his pretty lil mouth round my penis. I love getting pleased by a cock sucker. Bald head preferred. I love him suck my meat.

Michael knows how to suck my pole , hes a great cock sucker.

by Mr. Vitale January 10, 2008

Cock Slap

The verb cock slap (pronounced: kOk slæp), means to slap something with your cock (penis), etc. the head of a person!

Victim: Hey dude could you cock slap the caps lock for me? All my fingers are busy with typing in my hax0rz secrets!

Observer (The Slapper): *Tries to slap his cock into the caps lock and the sound 'slap' appears as if it has hit skin instead of a key on the keyboard*

Victim: Damn dude! Not my head! The caps lock! Even the same letters appear in the word man.. CAPS LOCK - COCK SLAP! How tough can it be?!

Observer (The Slapper): Sorry man, it's tough to aim for such a tiny target!

by ChrisO'Neat August 15, 2010

Cock Shield

A guy friend that a girl will use to protect her from being hit on. It is preferable though not necessary for this guy to be gay. If a girl is not interested in a guy who approaches her she will suggest her cock shield friend is her boyfriend. If an interesting guy makes an advance on her she will assure him that the cock shield is merely a friend. An effective decoy tactic deployed by women in order to prevent the awkward advances of undesirable men.

"Dude what are you doing tonight? Wanna come chill with me?"

"Nah, sorry man I promised Kim I'd be her Cock Shield tonight"

by Cashboard June 14, 2009

alpha cock

The monsterous 10 inch beast that cole has. He is large and in charge!

Marissa: Wow i really want coles alpha cock but this pussy tucker will kill himself if i do!
Lilly: that sucks...guess ill just get enough for the both of us!

by fagsdale March 15, 2015

cock fickle

When a woman dose'nt want to give a man a blowjob but would'nt mind a man going down on her.

All that woman want's me to do is go down on her but evertime i ask her to go down on me shes all cock fickle.

by Pearl November 10, 2003

Cock Rag

The equivalent to a douche for a woman.

After Jason got done pink socking that skank from Venice Beach he needed a clean cock rag to rid his cock of any venereal diseases she’s been carrying.

by BearmanZ400 November 3, 2008

Ass Cock

The state of a cock after anal.

"I'm not sticking that ass cock in my mouth!"
"I never suck ass cock."
"Just cuz they suck ass cock in porn doesn't mean I will!"

by Numpless April 1, 2010