Bird in the mouth and 2 in the bush

Verb. Licking a clit whilst inserting two fingers into a vagina that only has hair around the outer lips.

Last night I gave her the old Bird in the mouth and 2 in the bush.

by FLAKEBOY December 4, 2019

George W. Bush

A neocon who is hated by Right-wing Populists and liberals

George w. Bush is a neocon

by Cuh86678644 August 5, 2022

Miss. Bush

A Karen like figure Inbitwen the age of 20-40 she most likely has a scatt and piss fetish. And likes to practice souding. She is very agreseve tords children and is totally not my 4th grade music teacher.

John: Hey she's such a miss. Bush.

Timothy: yea kinda wanna fuck her.

by JBJB69420 January 23, 2024

George W. Bush

A partially-literate Texan who somehow became President of the United States. He invaded a country for no reason and killed a million people. The economy of the United States collapsed under him. He was known for making frequent verbal gaffes.

“Rarely is the question asked, is our children learning?” ~George W. Bush

by Frederick Yeo November 14, 2023

George W. Bush

A war criminal, along with his accomplice, Tony Blair, who killed thousands of innocent children while sacrificing American soldier on a pointless war, based on the lie that Sudan Hussein had nuclear weapons. He also started a war in Afghanistan, thinking that he could succeed in winning, despite the soviet union being defeated only a decade earlier, however failed miserably when the U.S ran away from the Taliban like a bunch of cowards in 2021, which basically lead to Putin rolling the tanks into the Ukraine.

George W. Bush:
Person 1: What do you think of George W. Bush?
Person 2: He's a fucking war criminal, what did you expect me to say.

by Masterg1 November 15, 2023

George W. Bush Egg Theory

The George W. Bush Egg Theory, initially coined by David Andrew Gosnell, attempts to give insight into the purpose of human life. Based on David Andrew Gosnell’s version of the George W. Bush Egg Theory, every human to ever exist is simply a reincarnation of George W. Bush. This world, as we know it, is made for George W. Bush and only George W. Bush.

George W. Bush Egg Theory is the truth

by George W. Bush’s Reincarnation March 19, 2024

What happened when Moses spoke to the burning bush?

Either he engaged in DIRECT DIALOGUE with the CREATOR OF THE UNIVERSE... OR... HE DID NOT DO THAT. Maybe he had and appiphony and he considered THAT God. Maybe the bush had psychedelic properties and he got high and THOUGHT he spoke to the creator of the universe.

Hym "So, What happened when Moses spoke to the burning bush? Probably nothing. Burning bushes don't speak. The revelation he came up woth was in no way profound... Because they had JUST LEFT A CIVILIZATION... Where the laws were likely identical to the 10 commandments. And a better question than that would be 'If I went back in time and stood next to Moses... WOULD I SEE AND HEAR GOD WITH HIM?' Do you think... That a guy... SPOKE TO FUCKING GOD, JORDAN? And that God... SPOKE BACK TO THAT GUY IN DIRECT DIALOGUE? Is that a thing that YOU FUCKING THINK ACTIVELY AND ACTUALLY, JORDAN? Jesus fucking christ, it's like trying to get a special needs kid to admit to swallowing a lego! Did you eat that? DID YOU EAT THE LEGO?"

Jordan Peterson "NUHNGNUHNGNUHNG! DERRRR!"

Hym "That isn't a response to the words I said Jordan! Did you eat the fucking- Spit it out! Spit out the Lego Jordan!"

by Hym Iam May 27, 2024