mythic bear

An individual that displays every characteristic of a human to an extreme level.

Holy shit, you are a mythic bear
Reedy is a mythy

by lemythgirl October 14, 2025

Mr. Teddy Bear

That one guy who shows up to the party already shit faced dressed in a bear costume thinking it's October but it's mid April and his baby mama is on the run but slapped him with a divorce and child support on the same day. Some say this mysterious creature only shows up once or twice during the Summer Solstice but I've seen that Mf 4 mojitos deep on the Jersey Beach. Bear costume and all.

Her: Have you ever heard of Mr. Teddy Bear
Him: Yeah that f***er stole my mom's Zyn pouches.
Her: Damn, that's crazy

by raeByddeT.rM May 11, 2025

Billy bear peckish

Something a guy name mohammed loves

Mohammed loves Billy bear peckish

by UECL IS A FARMERS LEAGUE November 13, 2025

National Grizzly Bear Day

A day where you eat mass amounts of salmon and blueberries.

Dude, it’s National Grizzly Bear Day.

Man, I bet those Salukis are eating good tonight.

by User 98702 October 25, 2023

Bear

Often preferred over men.

"I would choose the bear over the man"

by holyshititsthursday July 3, 2024

Colorado Bear-trap

The Colorado Bear-trap is when your fucking a girl and right as your about to bust a nut, spread her asshole apart, drop your dick down into it and let it rip. When you pull it out her asshole will clamp shut and thus, the trap is set.

I gave Cindy a Colorado Bear-trap last night, she loved it.

by Stirmanator December 9, 2018

Bear Skin

The prized possession of any creature, if broken will cause said creature to destroy everything

I have my Bear Skin

by I'm not a bad slime slurp June 3, 2019