The small flap of skin in the anus that causes the fart sound when air is passed over it. If for what ever reason the lettuce is stuck to one side or another, it may cause a high pitched whistling sound. Most everyone has ass lettuce unless there is undue trauma caused to the anal cavity from homosexual activity, or hetrosexual anal fornication. Which will in turn cause most of your farts to sound like a hollow wind through a cave sound.
Jim talked to his plastic surgeon about anal rejuvenation. After the football team ran a train on him his ass lettuce was completely obliterated.
Mike gently leaned to his right side during his english test hoping to silently pass gas. Unbeknownst to him the mexican food had left a sticky film on his ass lettuce causing it to whistle a high pitched tune.
Mike gently leaned to his right side during his english test hoping to silently pass gas. Unbeknownst to him the mexican food had left a sticky film on his ass lettuce causing it to whistle a high pitched tune.
by Mikehoncho November 12, 2013
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Pertaining to one who has smoked marijuana to a point where they are not coherent with their surroundings anymore.
- May also pertain to a "stoner" who has given up on their ambition to do things that are productive and/or proactive.
Common Uses - Insult.
- Term of endearment (if said to by a friend)
Pertaining to one who has smoked marijuana to a point where they are not coherent with their surroundings anymore.
- May also pertain to a "stoner" who has given up on their ambition to do things that are productive and/or proactive.
Common Uses - Insult.
- Term of endearment (if said to by a friend)
Jordan: "Hey, dude!"
Tyler: "Sup, nigga"
Jordan: "Let's go to the gym to work out for a bit."
Tyler: "Uh, I don't know man.. Maybe in like an hour or something.."
Jordan: "Why not, bro?"
Tyler: "I'm a little bit baked right now, man."
Jordan: "It's only 2 o'clock in the afternoon, and it's Tuesday."
Tyler: "Yeah bro, my good."
Jordan: "God, you high ass!"
Tyler: "Sup, nigga"
Jordan: "Let's go to the gym to work out for a bit."
Tyler: "Uh, I don't know man.. Maybe in like an hour or something.."
Jordan: "Why not, bro?"
Tyler: "I'm a little bit baked right now, man."
Jordan: "It's only 2 o'clock in the afternoon, and it's Tuesday."
Tyler: "Yeah bro, my good."
Jordan: "God, you high ass!"
by ChristophDK2 March 26, 2012
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1. To runch someone in a deceitful or underhand way, involving an element of surprise.
2. When an enemy exceeds your expectations of power and beats you.
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1. To runch someone in a deceitful or underhand way, involving an element of surprise.
2. When an enemy exceeds your expectations of power and beats you.
See runch
1. "He pretended he'd gone afk, I never saw his army coming, I was totally runched in the ass"
2. "I didn't know this guy was a boss, he runched me in the ass"
2. "I didn't know this guy was a boss, he runched me in the ass"
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Get the ass lump mug.(N) A proctologist; a doctor that specializes in disorders of the anus, rectum, male prostate gland and lower gastrointestinal tract.
When the ass mechanic stuck his finger in Bob's poop chute, he moaned another doctor's name. He's been regretting it ever since!
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