As i put the third edge shutter in , the bull sullivan proceeded to tell me how to install the fourth. Hence being told how to suck eggs .
by chippy112323 April 10, 2025

if i had to save pancakes woman or waffles woman im saving the pancakes woman and im also sucking her dry
by HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! January 2, 2025

by SomeoneReallyFuckingDumb March 10, 2021

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025

Usually used amongst tradesmen in reference to any establishment that simultaneously sucks the money out of your wallet, either by charging high prices for basic tools, or by pawning off cheaply made Chinese garbage at prices so low you can't afford not to buy it, while also fucking the customer in the end, whether it be in the form the previously stated poor quality of the merchandise, or in the form of the establishment doing everything in their power to weasel their way out of honoring their warranty.
Tom: "Hey Dick, with all that overtime you've been pulling, I bet your paycheck is looking fatter than Kardashian ass."
Dick: "Damn right Tom. In fact, I'm gonna go down to the suck and fuck on my lunch break and get me a new drill."
Dick: "Damn right Tom. In fact, I'm gonna go down to the suck and fuck on my lunch break and get me a new drill."
by ApacheHellion July 16, 2022

(v.) The term you use when you want to say "sucking ass" (aka being bad at something) but you're in a situation where you can't swear.
by AtlanticComputer November 27, 2020
