Flat-Caking

A non-sexual act involving skin-to-skin contact of two or more taint areas. Contact must produce a smacking sound.

I enjoy long walks on the beach, day trading and flat-caking with my boys.

by Vladimir Trickington December 21, 2017

man caked

The act of being squished by a transport chopper in Battlefield.

I just man caked that guy!!!!

by Gryffindor406 September 3, 2016

The Funnel Cake

A man gathers his baby gravy into a receptacle, dries it, grinds it into a powder, keeps it next to his bed.

When engaging in the sex, just before climax, the man would grab a handful of nut powder and blow it into the face of his partner, thus powdering her like a Funnel Cake.

Oh ya bro, I gave her the Funnel cake last night.

by goddammitbonnie April 30, 2022

matty cakes

The baddest bitch, the madame, the pimp, the Don Juan, fucking Adam (the first one), magic, the fucking boss. The throat G.O.A.T. with the biggest, fattest, juiciest, most squirting WAP there is. The reason you don’t get a second to breathe.Officially crowned “America’s Darling” by Google, he is the hardest out, period.

Have you heard the new matty cakes? Fuck me, right? Amazing.

by fagggatron November 22, 2021

Caked

Getting the snot rocked out of your skull.

Dude, you see that fight last night?
Ya bro, dude got caked!

by Big coop dogg October 4, 2020

nutty nutty fruit cake

that one thing ur science teacher never stops saying when she doesn’t like something

science teacher: i had to give up my planning period that’s nutty nutty fruit cake

by mrworldwidemr3O5 February 9, 2022

Cake Sauce

Awesome or Sweet, so good you can almost taste it. A series of awesome events.

Saturday was Cake Sauce, got breakfast in bed, tickets to the game and a blow job!

by thehammer70 February 22, 2014