Person 1: hey i heard you started a business..what do you do?
Person 2: Im a tree climbing consultant
Person 1: (shakes head) Elf School huh
Person 2: Im a tree climbing consultant
Person 1: (shakes head) Elf School huh
by Lava Ranks March 13, 2010

A school that parents must pay for their children to attend. These schools are often part of a religious parish, but not always. If so, they will be called catholic or parochial schools, but if not, then a prep school. The tuition varies, from 10,000 to 2,000, but there are often breaks for parishioners and families with large children.
The kids are just about the same as public school kids. Private school kids often have stricter rules, and most wear uniforms. Nail polish, makeup, and hair dye are frowned upon, but it doesn't stop girls from making makeshift copies, often with whiteout. They curse, break things, get into fights, ect. They're are a few who believe that they are above everyone else for being in private school, but they are generally douchebags and you should ignore them.
Most schools have elementary and middle school together, and often only one or two homerooms, with about 40 kids in a single grade. Religion is a class in religious schools. For most, children of the parish who go to public school must go to sunday school there. They don't like private school kids for being prissy, and private school kids don't like these kids for destroying their desks.
The kids are just about the same as public school kids. Private school kids often have stricter rules, and most wear uniforms. Nail polish, makeup, and hair dye are frowned upon, but it doesn't stop girls from making makeshift copies, often with whiteout. They curse, break things, get into fights, ect. They're are a few who believe that they are above everyone else for being in private school, but they are generally douchebags and you should ignore them.
Most schools have elementary and middle school together, and often only one or two homerooms, with about 40 kids in a single grade. Religion is a class in religious schools. For most, children of the parish who go to public school must go to sunday school there. They don't like private school kids for being prissy, and private school kids don't like these kids for destroying their desks.
I personally hate private school. Uniforms, religion class, rednecks, yuck! I can't wait to go to public school!
by crazysocks August 3, 2010

dad:do u want to go to stringer so
Son:no way dad stringer has got to be the worst school in brighton i want to go to varndean
Son:no way dad stringer has got to be the worst school in brighton i want to go to varndean
by = April 28, 2005

private school is not were snobby white rich kids go. there's tons of private schools in downtown L.A were hispanic kids go. no their not rich.many of them live in ghetto neiborhoods and their parents have to work back breacking jobs just to pay tuition. the fucking schools charge you for so much shit like for not wearing your crappy uniform(that you must wear everyday) right. they give you 5$ uniform violations if you dnt wear your uniform properly. they are very strict on behaivior. they make you do service hourse and if you don't do them you have to pay. they make you sell chocolates and if you don't sell them you have to pay. to stay in that school you have to reregister and you have to pay. pretty much they charge you for evrything cause they want your fucking money. also the kids who attend the schools are fucking screwed up many of the girls end up preggers. and the some of the kids parents are very abusive. these kids are like robots at school being taught by white racist teachers. so private schools not much different from public other than the fact that the education isn't free.
guy- hey didn't precious used to go to st. vincents.
girl- yea they made it look like she chose to leave but they kicked her out. she's in public school now and she loves it.dumb ms.weyek tried to charge her for the stupid class shirt wen she's not evan gonna graduate with us. she dnt go here and they still trying to get money out of her.
guy-thats bullshit. private schools gay.
girl- yea they made it look like she chose to leave but they kicked her out. she's in public school now and she loves it.dumb ms.weyek tried to charge her for the stupid class shirt wen she's not evan gonna graduate with us. she dnt go here and they still trying to get money out of her.
guy-thats bullshit. private schools gay.
by snapsskeeza May 23, 2008

A small independent and coed boarding school in New Lebanon, NY. It's student population is composed of about 125 students in grades 9 though 12. It is situated on the grounds of one of the oldest Shaker villages.
An example is not really neccessary, but anyway... The Darrow School is located in the small town of New Lebanon, New York and the berkshire mountain range.
by katie_c September 4, 2006

by spicepooldickheads October 4, 2019

garden school is terrible. if you are a parent reading this, or a student considering attending. please take my word and dont go there. school is way too small. and accept everyone, so basically anyone who cant afford a real private school, and is too socially awkward to survive in public school. most girls try way too hard and most boys just dont shower. ms dapice, mr hale, mr pigman, ms weiss, ms.stenos and the entirety of the highschool dpt. are a total joke. the gym department is a waste of time and of life. including the giirls bball program, (middleschool and varsity), the tennis team, and all the other clubs garden school attempts. so many more negative things to add, i would be typing all day. p.s. the field is being sold soon and the pool is available basically once a year for use.
by jkcnvkjdbsackjds March 2, 2011
