Sharp as a wet bag of mice

Incredibly stupid

That man is as sharp as a wet bag of mice

by trdoomcat March 17, 2023

Wet jacket in a condom cave

The act of a man performing oral sex on a woman and finding a condom inside of her from the last man she had intercourse with and sucking it out in his mouth.

"I didn't even know she was with another man, until I found a wet jacket in a condom cave!"

by Miss Kitty 13 March 18, 2023

Wet trashbag

A man who finishes in a condom and takes it off and slaps the girl in the face and it splatters all over her.

I hit a bitch with my wet trashbag

by Broke profit May 31, 2024

bummy wet

"Bummy wet" is used by a guy to tease a girl about her high level of sexual arousal, implying in a joking way that she's so wet she's practically a "bum," or someone who can't control their excitement.

Charlie said amy was bummy wet last night

by FurryLoader79 June 5, 2024

wet laser

the sopping wet laser sound in a cheerleading song.

'that wet laser in that teams song was sopping!'

by mystorgrumpet June 7, 2024

Wet wipe

A man uses his sweaty pants to wipe a women’s face.

“Can’t wait to get home and give her a wet wipe”
“Got a good wet wipe brewing today”

by Whosyafadder June 10, 2024

Wet Jake

When you lick your finger and then run it from genitals to asshole or from asshole to genitals while running between someone's legs.

If you keep that up I'm going to give you a wet Jake.

by Checkoff June 13, 2024