Two Knuckle Patterson Patdown

Shoving two knuckles deep into someone's asshole. While clapping slowly and softly from both inside and outside.

Dude! Look at that dude. He looks like a professional at doing the Two Knuckle Patterson Patdown . that's crazy insane man

by Goat2530 December 30, 2018

<.7.9.7.6.>Brandy Rayana Norwood & Jworarah Jones Are Thing One & Thing Two<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Brandy Rayana Norwood & Jworarah Jones Are Thing One & Thing Two<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Brandy Rayana Norwood & Jworarah Jones Are Thing One & Thing Two<.7.9.7.6.>

by Adujasty343 June 14, 2025

Two toes

Oi two toes!?

Oi two toes, taking your bitch thanks

by anonymous September 16, 2021

Seven lakh seventy two thousand

Spending time with snoop Dogg in metaverse for 5 minutes.

I did a seven lakh seventy two thousand with snoop Dogg.

by Killer2646488 February 13, 2025

two boys fighting under a duvet

When a person with a big ass is walking along and her backside moves like two boys fighting under a duvet

Did you see the size of Jess’s ass, looks like two boys fighting under a duvet

by Jessica_rabbit78 October 8, 2023

Two Face

A cat that has 2 "halves" of a face. They have 2 different colors on their face and makes it look like they have half of a mask or sock on. Some humans may seem like your friend but their not. Half of the face is sassy and the other face may be cute or look upset.

My "Two Face" cat looks cute from one side of her face but the other side looks sassy.

by Cats for life. March 22, 2022

STRANGER THEN A TWO HEADED TURKEY

Stranger then a two headed Turkey.

When you meet someone that is totally of the rails bat shit crazy but doesn't know it.
When you just give that look a turkey gives When trying to figure out what that crazy person is trying to say so you immediately smile and nod your head acting like you understand so they go away.

David was stranger then a two headed turkey with all his talk of ufo sightings and Aliens stealing his trash cans.

by trickster29 July 30, 2024