Lenz's law

When you are attached to a person in a way that when you try to meet them your body gives you bad signs as in bad butterflies and then when you decide to stay away and cut all the connections your heart longs for them and desires for them to be around cuddling with you and then you try pull them close again. You also want them away from you but also close that you can't breathe(I mean while kissing).

Conclusion: But when you pull them closer, your body reacts as if it's sick (in a bad way)
If you push them away you want their cologne all over your body

This never happened with me but with this one guy my body keeps applying lenz's law.

by Devilish ✨ August 22, 2023

Marshall Law

When a government due to a crisis appoints Eminem (Marshall Bruce Mathers III) to adjudicate all legal matters in the nation.

Dude, things are getting serious in Thailand. They just declared Marshall Law.

by LawAnalystFrostedTips July 25, 2025

Bartels’ Law

The shorter the lawyer, the more likely an ad hominem attack.

That little guy was backed into a rhetorical corner, so he lashed out at the guy who led him there: classic Bartels’ Law.

by M3Me December 14, 2018

law boner

Receiving arousal from the act of appearing in a courtroom.

Are you nervous about going to court tomorrow?
Quite the opposite; I’m getting a law boner just thinking about it!

by Djejeebdushebwj September 8, 2020

co-grandaunt-in-law

Spouse's grandpibling's wife.

co-grandaunt-in-law.

by Simaduria July 27, 2024

Kindred's Law

A law based on a thought by Larry Kindred in 2016, which states that nothing ever happens without a reason for it's occurrence; there are no coincidences as everything is either a repeat of last events, or as a result of a catalyst.

Kindred's Law means you didn't just walk into me here. You knew I'd be here, didn't you?

by WiseOn3 October 25, 2020

warmongler law

The Warmongler Law mandates proportional consequences for warmongers bugs, like throwing individuals at walls. For each documented act of harm, a corresponding Reciprocal Bug is enforced, mirroring the original harm's nature and severity. The law prioritizes fairness, proportionality, and the principle of reciprocity in addressing warmonger-induced harm.

Warmonger threw me into a wall and I got stuck in his totem, but the next time he threw me I went through the wall and was saved. Thank goodness for warmongler law

by warmongler December 21, 2023