piss retarded

someone or something that is more than just retarded, it is the extreme version or next level of retardation

person 1.

dude, i just lost a game of rock, paper, scissors to Helen Keller

person 2.
man, that is piss retarded!

by proman7777 August 21, 2011

Rainbow Pissing

The act of pissing on to every colour of person in the gay community

Martin was rainbow pissing last night and told Captain Thalco about it

by Rainbow Pissing August 5, 2024

Knee in the Piss Pan

When your foot slips into a woman (either vaginaly or analy) until your leg is engulfed completely to the knee joint.

SKÖL Bro: Rich and his sister did the Knee in the Piss Pan.

SKÖL Ho: Holy fucking shot balls!!

by TOTEMIR March 15, 2022

Scuba Piss

To dip the tip of one's penis into the toilet water before urinating, thus peeing silently.

"You can use my bathroom but please be quiet, Scoop"
"No problem, I'll just take a scuba piss"

by texthetransmuter November 14, 2021

Challenge Pissing

NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH THE BIG BILL HELL'S CHALLENGE PISSING.

A game where one or more people have to go to the bathroom to take a piss, and come back to their room in record time.

"Time me on this Challenge Pissing contest. See if I can beat that old hag Maury."

by Geestorn May 14, 2023

projectile pissing

It's like projectile vomitting, but when you pee. 'Sure it's self-explanatory.

Person 1: Eww, dude. What happened?
Person 2: Projectile pissing; made me miss the toilet seat.

by Teslarossa May 17, 2017

Supreme Pissed

More pissed than ever recorded on the Richter Scale.

My dad took a dump on my windshield, I'm Supreme Pissed.

by SupremeSammy August 15, 2017