There was strange man following me around the grocery store. He was giving me the creeps!
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give one the creeps
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Here's how to do the "canguru perneta"
1- The couple should stand and with their bodies glued to each other
2- It is important that one of the two stays against the wall, to avoid falls
3 - The woman lifts one leg around her partner, facing him.
4 - The man holds the woman by one of her thighs while she supports only one foot on the floor (hence the name one-legged 'perneta')
A curiosity: the term kangaroo exists because the partner needs to jump, if she is smallerer than the man, allowing the pace of the transaction and the sensation of penetration.
Here's how to do the "canguru perneta"
1- The couple should stand and with their bodies glued to each other
2- It is important that one of the two stays against the wall, to avoid falls
3 - The woman lifts one leg around her partner, facing him.
4 - The man holds the woman by one of her thighs while she supports only one foot on the floor (hence the name one-legged 'perneta')
A curiosity: the term kangaroo exists because the partner needs to jump, if she is smallerer than the man, allowing the pace of the transaction and the sensation of penetration.
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“She is such a one sided coin”
“She is such a one sided coin”
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Hey, do you have a plunger? Just had a one logger clogger. Yeah, man. No U-bend for this thing. Gonna have to chop it up
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Supremely versatile, from minor ‘situations’ like one can’t find ones lighter, to major ‘situations’ like ones girlfriend has left one...
Often most effective when applied to others when trivialising their problems or issues!
Supremely versatile, from minor ‘situations’ like one can’t find ones lighter, to major ‘situations’ like ones girlfriend has left one...
Often most effective when applied to others when trivialising their problems or issues!
If you’re struggling to find your lighter - “I’m having a small one!”
If you see your friend buckle over in agony after stubbing his toe - “Are you having a small one?!”
If you see someone drop a tray of drinks - “she’s having a small one!!”
If someone crashes a car - “he’s having a small one..!”
If you see your friend buckle over in agony after stubbing his toe - “Are you having a small one?!”
If you see someone drop a tray of drinks - “she’s having a small one!!”
If someone crashes a car - “he’s having a small one..!”
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