poke my meat

female version of “beat my meat”; the use of fingers also known as female
masturbation

Girl 1: “I’m going to poke my meat later on tonight.”
Girl 2: “Oh cool! Me too, I think i’ll use my dildo this time.”

by mysterytwo January 15, 2018

bust my meat

A sexier way of saying I got to jerk off.

I got to bust my meat.

by I like steven January 18, 2018

Meat is off the bone

Describes something good, derived from really good meat being cooked so well it falls off the bone.

Person 1: “I just scored tickets to see Gin Blossoms!”

Person 2: “Nice! That meat is off the bone!”

Can also be used in the negative.

Person 1: “My dog just died.”
Person 2: “Sorry man. That meat is not off the bone.”

by Palmer Johns October 6, 2022

lunch meat

cracked out, dirty, bum niggas

Tc loves to fuck all the lunch meat that walks into the door...she only fucks the ones that are cracked out of there mind.

by Floppy646464 February 1, 2008

meat hooks

Another name for large tires on a car.

"Holy crap check out the size of the meat hooks on that car"

by VicSilv74 April 6, 2008

Greasy Meat-Poker

To fuck the belly button of your partner. To insert the penis in the belly-button and have intercourse. Dubbed for its similarity to poking a roast-beef or chicken with a meat-thermometer or poker to see if it is tender.

Hugh Jass: Wow, you have an amazing girlfriend. I'd like to pull a Greasy Meat-Poker on her!
Wifebee Tier: Oh ya, Amerikan man, oh yeah. But only Ie kan.

by G.M.H. June 2, 2009

German Meat Bomb

A water balloon stuffed with blended, rotten, processed meat. Best used when launched from a slingshot for universal coverage.

Damn it Ryan, you hit me with a German Meat Bomb!

by MW2 Freak January 5, 2011