a gal who's been around eventually developing a cavernous and sperm lubed vagina from the multitudes of men she's slept with. A loose trick.
Did you hear her Nuva Ring slid right out when she was balling that nameless guy off the street? What a mayonnaise jar!
by Roundhouse Ninja Kick March 19, 2010
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by Eulogio Cervantes January 11, 2010
Get the Mayanero mug.From the Simpsons: A top-secret project by the Motherloving Sugar Corporation aimed at getting the citizens of Springfield addicted to sugar, from the episode "Sweets and Sour Marge." Named after the ramblings of Professor Frink.
(Phone rings. Marge picks it up.)
Marge: Hello?
Mysterious voice: Marge Simpson?
Marge: Who is this?
Frink: I'm an annonymous whistle-blower. I worked on a top-secret project called Operation HOYVIN-MAYVINGGG!
Marge: Professor Frink?
Frink: Oh, what gave me away? Out of curiosity, was it the hoyvin, or the mayvin, or was it the whole G'HOYVEY thing that I do?
Marge: Hello?
Mysterious voice: Marge Simpson?
Marge: Who is this?
Frink: I'm an annonymous whistle-blower. I worked on a top-secret project called Operation HOYVIN-MAYVINGGG!
Marge: Professor Frink?
Frink: Oh, what gave me away? Out of curiosity, was it the hoyvin, or the mayvin, or was it the whole G'HOYVEY thing that I do?
by hoyvin-mayvin December 3, 2005
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Get the Mayonnaise Caps mug.A term used when you are given loads of options, and are struggling to choose which you want. It can be a physical pile or one you imagine. You then look at all thats left in the maybe pile and choose from that selection. You may make a second maybe pile from the first maybe pile, or as many maybe piles as it takes until you've made your decision.
Stephanie: OK, so for a DVD tonight we have, Harry Potter, Mean Girls, Lord of the Rings, Finding Nemo and Slut Whores Banging Bums 7...
Jake: Lord of the Rings, put that in the maybe pile.
Stephanie: What about the others?
Jake: Ok...Slut Whores Banging Bums 7 too.
Jake: Lord of the Rings, put that in the maybe pile.
Stephanie: What about the others?
Jake: Ok...Slut Whores Banging Bums 7 too.
by Mr Jake White May 1, 2009
Get the Maybe pile mug.The act of locking ones friends/family in a car with the windows up and farting repeatedly. Hazardous to humans and the environment.
by Clementekid May 27, 2010
Get the Maynard Special mug.When you jizz in between a hoes titties, squeeze her melons together, and have her lick the cum in between them
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