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jelly bean

A term for a person who has a small penis. Derived from the running joke that the person's penis was so small it resembled a jelly bean in size and dimension.
"Zack got upset when his friends called him jelly bean"
jelly bean by Zack May 13, 2005

bean head 

bean head by Anonymous August 12, 2003
The immigration of a bonsai (adj)

Bansaiing (verb)

That bonsai is bansaiing
bansai by ghfh November 27, 2007

Bean Muncher 

The action by which a male eats a female’s vagina out.

OR
The action by which a male (Caucasian or Mexican) eats a Latina female’s vagina out.
Zach will do anything for a girl. He’s a real bean muncher.
To describe a Mexican person that's poor and smells a very racist term=to the Nword
Person 1
Hey you bean go shower

Person 2 f##k you
Bean by AnthonyAn6968 June 11, 2018

dirty bean

Due to a specific young man's geneology ,it has become neccessary to refer to him as a Bean , rather than a Beaner. This is due in part to his mother's hispanic heritage, and his father's lack-ther-of.
1~Friend: "Hey Bean, why don't you run track?"
2~Bean: "I'm not a fucking mexican!"

1~Friend: "Did you see Farris' car"
2~Other Guy:"Yeah man, it didn't have any hubcaps!"
3~Bean(as he walks up to join the conversation): "Hey guys, wanna buy some hubcaps?"
1~Friend: "Where'd you get those?!"
3~Bean: "Oh these? These are what I call the punishment for cheating on my best girl!"
2~Other guy: "Damn you! Dirty Bean!"