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Band Salt 

Band salt is the act of getting pissed off for no reason, or no apparent reason, particularly during a band rehearsal. People may express unnecessary anger during an episode of ‘band salt’. Band salt is usually temporary, lasting from 2 hours to 2-7days in extreme cases. Tiredness is also a common factor of band salt. Irritating people can also cause band salt. Approximately 80% of the time, band salt can be shown from someone, for no reason, then the reason could be found out hours or even days later.

Band salt can be avoided by, avoiding eye contact, avoiding verbally communicating with the band salt affected person, avoid physical contact and isolate from the person with band salt.
Person with band salt: If you don’t shut up I will legit leave

Person 1: Whatever guys, I don’t really care HOAH

Andrew Salter 

To take something pure and potent, give it status, make it cool and share it with the masses.
Andrew Salter by Feeling Nuts November 23, 2021

Dabbin’ Salt 

Girl (or small group of girls/women no more than 4) who have nothing better to do than to serially drop in at any time in the day (hookie hours) or late night (graveyard shift) and spew defamatory gossips about any and everyone creating punitive and compensatory damages keeping me with money in my pocket
I/got/sprinklers fuh’years/they be/dabbinsalt

Slippery sally 

A “Slippery Sally” is when your at a party and, a woman instead of a man, slips a roofie into your drink.
I pulled a Slippery Sally and put a roofie into this man’s drink.

The salt bae 

A new sex position where you do the salt bae to spinkle some salt into the wounds of your haters.
Yh Jerry we did the salt bae last night.
The salt bae by KICIA 666 April 6, 2022

Mush Sally 

Mush Sally... Any slower and you'd be going backwards!