Reagan-Shit

The act of taking a poop and not remembering to wipe.

Man my ass itches so bad I must of took a Reagan-shit last night.

by Jimbo1.0 October 27, 2009

Shit cyclone

A largely unpleasant time where numerous bad things happen to you at once.
A 'shit storm' of great intensity.

My girlfriend's pregnant, I think I'm gay, I just got fired, my car's been impounded, my house is on fire, I think I just killed someone and I have a crazy rash on my johnson.
Dude, I'm in a friken shit cyclone.

by Greenery July 6, 2008

shootin shit

To bullshit, or run your mouth. You eventually look like an idiot if you do it.

Frank said that he had a fat million, we believed that until we saw his 1 bedroom house. He's shootin shit.

by SadPussyEmoCryCry May 1, 2010

Seat Shitting

The act of dropping, smearing or otherwise soiling the toilet seat after defication. Usually occurs while wiping.

Damn it James, you need to stop seat shitting!

by Poo-hater February 4, 2010

Shit Frills

The tingle feeling you get after taking a shit that gives you goosebumps.

1. Dude I just took a giant dump

2. Did you have Shit Frills?

1. Oh Yeah, lots of goosebumps!

by Shit On A11 May 10, 2010

Dog shit

Large stack of cash usually at least 10 bands.

“I woke up made dog shit, you work a job you prolly whip cleanin”

by AK Bandamont February 25, 2020

mitt the shit

A shape shifting LDS hustler with a spray on tan.

Mitt the shit

by yoopertj March 14, 2014