smoothing one out

To "smooth out" one's erection
To masturbrate as a male
To jack off

So I was in my room smoothing one out when my mom walked in...

by Dr.AlfredKinseyatLarge April 24, 2008

One Thrust Shuff

One thrust shuff: that awkward sexual encounter (frequently going hand in hand with losin it) when a penis enters the vaginal area for about .10 seconds (hence the "one thrust") and then proceeds to exit and terminate the sex act. Not to be confused with a beej smeej.

"Wow I just had sex for the first time. Is it supposed to be such a short little dance?"

"Ooooh sounds like you just had a one thrust shuff!"

by winghizzieballa January 8, 2012

strum one out

when a female rubs the clitoris

yo b strum one out for me

by a.2active! August 1, 2021

One logger clogger

When you clog the toilet with one large turd. The turf tends to just kind of waller around in there.

Hey, do you have a plunger? Just had a one logger clogger. Yeah, man. No U-bend for this thing. Gonna have to chop it up

by Joebock November 22, 2020

give one the creeps

to give one the creeps is to create a feeling of disgust or horror

There was strange man following me around the grocery store. He was giving me the creeps!
give one the creeps

by Bryant333 May 13, 2018

One second arrest

That moment when you cover your body with soap, then dive head first naked into a school zone

“This morning at the sandy hook elementary school, a fuckhead named muargo gucci toilet did a One second arrest”

by Armedteachers69 February 26, 2020

love one out

A term for masturbation accidentally coined by James Dobson and used by John Oliver.

Dude 1: Hey, wanna go play frisbee golf?
Dude 2: Nah. I'm gonna go love one out.

by Dougedatamazingdog June 7, 2018