One second arrest

That moment when you cover your body with soap, then dive head first naked into a school zone

“This morning at the sandy hook elementary school, a fuckhead named muargo gucci toilet did a One second arrest”

by Armedteachers69 February 26, 2020

morrid

the depiction of any visually interpretable object through its current state being degrading and foul

"Oh, that husk of a man sure does look morrid"

by Armedteachers69 March 10, 2022