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Missouri Meat Shower

when you and your girlfriend are doing the hanky panky and she screams out the wrong name but you nut anyway so you consume 10,482 grams of meth
i tested out the Missouri Meat Shower last night and i think i can hear colors now
by TheAsidRan February 12, 2020
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Meat-Faced Cocksicle

Eric Trump is such a meat-faced cocksicle.
by The Leather Daddy 69 November 4, 2020
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Meat is off the bone

Describes something good, derived from really good meat being cooked so well it falls off the bone.
Person 1: “I just scored tickets to see Gin Blossoms!”

Person 2: “Nice! That meat is off the bone!”

Can also be used in the negative.

Person 1: “My dog just died.”
Person 2: “Sorry man. That meat is not off the bone.”
by Palmer Johns October 6, 2022
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lunch meat

Tc loves to fuck all the lunch meat that walks into the door...she only fucks the ones that are cracked out of there mind.
by Floppy646464 February 1, 2008
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meat hooks

Another name for large tires on a car.
"Holy crap check out the size of the meat hooks on that car"
by VicSilv74 April 6, 2008
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Greasy Meat-Poker

To fuck the belly button of your partner. To insert the penis in the belly-button and have intercourse. Dubbed for its similarity to poking a roast-beef or chicken with a meat-thermometer or poker to see if it is tender.
Hugh Jass: Wow, you have an amazing girlfriend. I'd like to pull a Greasy Meat-Poker on her!
Wifebee Tier: Oh ya, Amerikan man, oh yeah. But only Ie kan.
by G.M.H. June 2, 2009
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German Meat Bomb

A water balloon stuffed with blended, rotten, processed meat. Best used when launched from a slingshot for universal coverage.
Damn it Ryan, you hit me with a German Meat Bomb!
by MW2 Freak January 5, 2011
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