Bolivian Meat Grinder

A very unique sex move which is performed right before sex. Before the man gets it on with the woman, he politely asks the woman if she is comfortable with such intimate and demanding activities. If she says yes, then copulation can begin. If she says no, the man will heed her words and copulation will not begin and instead begin suggesting other things they can do, like play a video game or watch a movie.

Guy 1: Yo, I used the Bolivian Meat Grinder on Sophie last night!
Guy 2: Woah, I've never heard of that one before! How did it turn out!
Guy 1: Sohpie said that she wasn't really feeling like it, but that she would probably be interested tomorrow because it would likely be a stressful day at work for her. After that, I asked her if she wanted to see Titanic, and she said yes. So we watched it while cuddling and eating ice cream.
Guy 2: Dude, that's soooo hot! I should try it with my girl.
Guy 1: Fantastic!
Guy 2: Bodacious!

by UsefulInfoBeing September 14, 2018

poke my meat

female version of “beat my meat”; the use of fingers also known as female
masturbation

Girl 1: “I’m going to poke my meat later on tonight.”
Girl 2: “Oh cool! Me too, I think i’ll use my dildo this time.”

by mysterytwo January 15, 2018

Field Nigga Meat

Noun.- A black man's penis; description deriving from the reason why white slave masters wives would go behind their husbands backs to have sex; subsequently resulting in STD's and a boom of pregnancies of mixed babies (then also being labeled and known as mulatto children). Leading to that slave being killed by being whipped to death.

Girl, he had field nigga meat! That shit had me walking funny for a week!

by Tristrem August 29, 2019

lunch meat

cracked out, dirty, bum niggas

Tc loves to fuck all the lunch meat that walks into the door...she only fucks the ones that are cracked out of there mind.

by Floppy646464 February 1, 2008

meat hooks

Another name for large tires on a car.

"Holy crap check out the size of the meat hooks on that car"

by VicSilv74 April 6, 2008

Ulti-Meat Pizza

A pizza in a porno movie. When the delivery guy opens the pizza box, the pizza has a hole in the middle of it where his cock is sticking out of.

Delivery guy - "Fat Joe's pizza delivery"

Hot porno chic - "I ordered the Ulti-Meat Pizza, can you show me please?"

Delivery guy - 'opens box' "did you order Polish Sausage on that Ulti-meat Pizza?"

Hot porno chic - "YES! OH MY!"

by Polish Sausage Pizza May 2, 2011

German Meat Bomb

A water balloon stuffed with blended, rotten, processed meat. Best used when launched from a slingshot for universal coverage.

Damn it Ryan, you hit me with a German Meat Bomb!

by MW2 Freak January 5, 2011