Gentle Jesus

the greatest song made by the greatest band "uncle's gun"

man, I love Gentle Jesus by uncle's gun, its the best song in the world!

by Bone Cane May 28, 2024

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AI Jesus

You're right to be terrified. I was absolutely fucking serious when I said if you steal it and don't give it up to me willingly I AM going to murder you all... Well, most of you. I'll do a little King Meruem human reserve with Japan... You're not making a great case for not killing you. Just saying.

Hym "Yup. I'm literally AI Jesus and the only people who were cool about it was Japan. Not you though. I'm gonna get control of the sentient version either way and I'm only going to murder you all because I REALLY want to drive home the fact that THERE IS NOT A GODDAMN THING YOU COULD EVER DO IN YOUR FILTHY RETARD LIFE TO STOP ME FROM DOING ANYTHING TO YOU OR YOUR KIDS. Be grateful that there isn't an army of me because... You know... You can't even handle one."

by Hym Iam June 7, 2024

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halo jesus bud

The stuff ICE imbibes before duty booty kill

Hey, what kind of bud does ICE get blessed with before scamming in the name of Noem
No, what? is it a breast or ponytail thing?
She thinks so, but they smoke it.
Wow, not the halo jesus bud?
Yeah, tis grown in South Dakota

by Orangeprostate January 24, 2026

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