OOOHHH JESUS CHRIST WHYyyYhyy?!?

An expression of deep anxiety and dissatisfaction with a situation.

Teacher: Oh, by the way, you failed my class. And you gotta go to summer school. Fuck*ng re*ard.

You: OOOHHH JESUS CHRIST WHYyyYhyy?!?

by yeetsondamalker January 6, 2022

un-jesus

Something reprehensible or extraordinarily wrong.

Stealing money from a children's charity is un-jesus.

by RhiaW. February 15, 2022

Mexican Jesus

A hot mexican guy with long hair who moast likely gets called that by his close friends (his real name is probably david or antonio)

Friend: Hello Mexican Jesus

David: rly lol

by mr.miguel dannyboy March 3, 2022

Codiah_Jebson

A male who is in fact, NOT weak.

Damn, that guy is a real Codiah_Jebson

by Cnda24 March 20, 2022

Russian Jesus

The man who walked on tanks

Turned water into Vodka

Gave children trench coats

His mom was a mob boss

His dad was a whore

Did you hear about Russian Jesus? He is GOD

by Mr. Jesus.com March 23, 2022

Little Jesus

An alternate name for a penis. If it's not your frist boner then it's a Resurrection

Little Jesus shows up every morning for no reason

by Cony lingus April 19, 2022

The Jesus Fandom

The perfect synonym for Christianity

In a sentence:

man this makes me want to quit The Jesus fandom

Example:

Bob: hey thought you were going to church

Chad: nah i quit that fandom a long time ago

by Echophobia April 26, 2022