douche knower

that piece of shit that thinks hes better than you for knowing what a douche is

is a douche a fruit
no its not
ok you douche knower

what is a douche knower

its you dickhead

by the_douche_knower February 02, 2025

Full-Douche

A douche bag, but of other worldly proportions.

Chad is not just a douche, not even a half douche, he’s a full-douche

by Gtennis310 November 12, 2018

Douche-a-rama

When a group of two-three douche bags are alone, and/or mixed with another group of people, and are doing douchey things with one another.

Hey, look! It's Bob, Steve, and Pete hanging out by my locker and they won't move out of my way. What a douche-a-rama!

by YOSHNCLRS February 22, 2015

Douche Lord

Someone that is supremely douchey and has surpassed the 5 levels of douchiness. They are typically seen driving old GM cars, wearing boomer braces at the gym, and have a silver spoon in their mouth.

Durkah is the douchiest human to ever exist. They are really acting like a douche lord.

by CH4Dv2Chaddington December 07, 2024

douche wiener

Chess. Please ask chess. His name is way too rare.

You're such a douche wiener.

by Lostinbrasil April 01, 2017

Combative Douche

Someone who is a douche, but thinks they're not so they try to fight you. They're always tryna start fights because they're a douche.

"That douche is tryna get at me 'cause I called him a douche." "Yea thats 'cause he's a combative douche"

by bbkate_r August 22, 2012

douche mad

A phrase that describes someone who's wicked gay and thinks they're cool and badass

Girl:"i hate Holly!"

Girl2:"yeah she's douche mad"

by Urinated February 27, 2008