Secret cunt

A person who is extremely nice to you until you get to know them and you realize that they are secretly a cunt.

Everyone thinks they are so awesome and so do you even though you don't want to .

I fell for this girl then I realized that she was a secret cunt .. But no one believes me cause she's so damn secretive about her cuntness .

by pineapplefaith October 1, 2014

inept cunt

A cunt who is clueless. She is blind to her cluelessness.

Lindsey is an inept cunt

by GenghisBilly December 17, 2014

cunt cobbob

An insult to use when bored or angry and just need two words to slam together.

Your such a cunt cobbob I should smash your face in with a steel pipe.

by cubt cobbob master November 4, 2013

cunt fire

When a woman experiences the effects of multiple STD's at one time, causing serious itching, scratching, burning, basically a vagina that is in need of a good hose down.

I saw Becky's gyno report, bitch had herpes, crabs, and gonorrea, she was itching so hard I could tell she had some serious cunt fire!

by Mountaincock February 21, 2015

Yuk Cunt

A Person who falls in love with a Lad more than 5 years young than one's self, in less than 1 week of dating.

Me: "Hey Briana look they are now facebook official"
Briana: "what a yuk cunt cougar"

by gollum89 July 17, 2015

Cunt Plunge

To go out on the pull, to get laid. On the hunt for pussy with a group of lads!

Who's up for going on the cunt plunge this weekend?

by Photography4 August 15, 2015

Pickled Cunt

A vagina who has had so many penises inserted it starts to smell as if it has been pickled in vinegar.

Brad:" Joe did you hook up with Sarah?"
Joe:" No dude, took her panties off and she has a pickled cunt dude."

by crazymofo#1 September 16, 2015